February 2012
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shiphassailed:
when you are walking down the street and you can hear people running up behind you fast and your body is like “you are about to die in 3 2 1 like this is the end of your life you are dying prepare for fight or flight run or turn around and battle” and your mind is like “no there are actually people who go outside and physically move their bodies at high speeds by choice”
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smoothdog:
I always feel the urge to punch people in the face when they complain about how SEALs, who write books about their lives and ops, sound like they are full of themselves, and how they sound like they think they’re above everybody else. You do realize that the SEALs unit of the Navy is one of the toughest special operations forces out there, right? If not the toughest. Watch some...
catnipmellark:
liampaynescollarbone replied to your post: I should be asleep.
i should be asleep but instead i’m watching malin watch jon steward
what has our life become.
me
never sleeping
and just watching you
watching me
/cue theme music
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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Once upon a time, somewhere in England you were born.. or.. I guess that’s what happened. Maybe you just showed up one day. Flew in with a balloon all marry poppins but more awesome. I don’t know..,I was going somewhere with this. ANYWAAAY. I would never hate you. I love you. You’re perfect toooo meeeee. Even though i never did force you to do weird RP crackships with me. And we don’t talk as...
GPS: Go straight
Louis Tomlinson: No
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diannabananax asked: COME ONLINE! I MISS YOU!
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
The differences between puberty.
gregorylestrades:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
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